Some Sort of Thanksgiving Dinner

This year for Thanksgiving, I pretty much abandoned the whole traditional palette of flavors and ingredients.  No Turkey.  No Stuffing.  No Mashed Potatoes.  No Sweet Potatoes.  No Cranberries.  No Meatballs.  No Corn.  No Green Bean Casserole.  No Pumpkin Pie.  No idea why I am capitalizing all those dishes.  Anyway, none of the traditional fixings that I grew up with and continue to make most years.  Also, the entire extended family abandoned us this year for the holiday, so we weren't beholden to any particular tradition.

I had a few dishes I knew I wanted to make, and some various techniques I wanted to try.  With a couple days off before the holiday, it seemed like a good opportunity.  First things first, we moved Thanksgiving dinner to Friday and invited over a few friends that we figured wouldn't object to eating a menu composed of dishes and or experiments whose execution was probably far beyond my limited cooking capabilities to execute.  I promise only good intentions, not good food.

I thought a little bit about the theme.  Despite breaking from the traditional, I still wanted to do (somewhat) seasonal flavors.  For a while it was going to be a Looney Tunes theme - your basic Duck, Rabbit, Pork.  But I never really got much beyond that trifecta of meat in theme relevant dishes.  Coyote?  Yosemite Sam?  Eventually I just abandoned the theme altogether.

The dishes started to come together.  I kept the duck and pork.  Added marrow bones.  I also wanted to recreate Chef Ferran's Carrot Air.  And since I was dong that, why not try to replicate his Black Sesame Sponge Cake with Miso too?  Throw in a soup (which I later abandoned).  Sorbet.  Cocktail, etc.  Guests had signed up for dessert and salad.  Pretty soon I had a 9 course menu.  I'd prepare 7 of the courses.  Also, I wanted them to be plated dishes, quite possibly because I thought it would make it harder on myself.  I felt this was reasonable, particularly once I cut out the soup.  I did have concerns that this could lead to long wait times between courses, especially since I planned to sit and enjoy each course with the guests.  And although I sort of feel this should be a forgivable offense, I actually planned ahead so I'd be as ready as possible.  I prepped as much ahead as I could, and planned the order of the dishes so they worked for the guests as well as the cook.  Upon reflection, I felt like I did a fairly remarkable job of this, because it all flowed pretty well.  All in all, I don't think the waits between courses were at all as excruciating for the guests as they could have been.  So let's get to it.

1st Course: Champagne and Caviar
I wanted to do some experimentation with spherification and a welcome cocktail seemed like a good way to kick things off.  And what better way to kick off a celebration than with champagne and caviar?  I planned to make some spherified cherry juice 'caviar' and serve those in a flute of champagne.  I assumed (or rather hoped) that much like a raisin they would sink to the bottom of the glass until enough bubbles accumulated on the bead to float it to the surface where the bubbles would pop, sending the ball of cherry juice back to the bottom of the glass again.  Next time you have Champagne, throw a raisin in there to see.  I imagined these cherry caviar beads floating up and down magically in the guests glasses.  It was supposed to be beautiful.  Unfortunately, the drops of cherry juice ended up smaller than intended, and oblong, rather than perfectly round.  Clearly I hadn't developed a perfect technique in all the times I'd never done this before.  They looked like the arils of an underdeveloped pomegranate.  Not what was intended, but acceptable if slightly disappointing.  I'd bought a magnum of the finest American sparkling wine that you can get for under $10.  When you pull out the magnum of champagne, it's impressive no matter how much (or how little) you paid.  Glasses were filled.  When the cherry juice caviar was added to the Champagne flute it just floated on top.  No magical up and down lava lamp effect.  Oh well.  I think the end effect was still striking, and actually quite tasty.  The tart montmorency cherry juice really helped the champagne.

2nd Course:  Carrot Air
Of all the culinary trends that Ferran Adria inspired (so far anyway), the most pervasive may just be foam.  Not content with just foam, Chef Adria went on to create airs.  This dish is straight out of the elBulli catalog.  #878.  This was one of the dishes at our Next: elBulli dinner, and I wanted to recreate it.  There's no magic powders.  No strange ingredients.  Just a little bit of coconut milk topped with carrot.  The carrot is juiced and then air is whipped into it until it begins to hold its shape.  The resulting foam is incredibly light, melts to almost nothing in your mouth, but tastes intensely of carrot.  I thought I could manage this.  I don't have a juicer, but provided carrots to one of the guests ahead of time who arrived with a jar full of carrot juice.  I prepped the dishes with a little bit of coconut water.  Then, I poured the juice into a mixing bowl, took out the stick blender and....carrot juice went everywhere.  So I took out a larger mixing bowl.  Again applied the stick blender.  Carrot juice went not quite everywhere, but was definitely not contained in the bowl.  I kept going.  In very little time I had some carrot bubbles.  I scooped them out into the first waiting cup. Topped with some lime zest (my addition).  Then I kept going.  Pretty soon I had enough carrot air for everyone.  I didn't have access to custom carrot air glassware, but I did have teacups.  It worked out pretty well.  It was stable enough for the time it needed to be.  It tasted like carrot and melted away to almost nothing in the mouth.  I think I managed a reasonable approximation of the elBulli carrot air.  Yeah!
     

Deu Salvi elBulli: Carrot Air (2012)

Next: elBulli - Carrot Air (2012)

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elBulli - Carrot Air with Bitter Coconut Milk (2003) (Credit elBulli general catalogue)

Carrot Air or Carrot mess.

3rd Course:  Marrow Toast
Where do I begin....Do you know how good bone marrow is?  It's really, really good.  Just scoop it out, spread it on some bread.  Devour.  And so easy to make.  I don't know why I've never made it before.  Take bone, put in oven, remove, sprinkle sea salt, plate.  There is basically no prep required...at least for the marrow.  Here I paired it with a parsley and shallot salad with a lemon vinaigrette.  Also easy.  Next to that are crispy beef strands.  Courtesy of my brand new Modernist Cuisine at home cookbook.  This was flank steak that I marinated for 2 days in soy and fish sauce, microwaved into jerky, then painstakingly pulled into individual strands.  Right before serving, these strands were deep fried for about a minute.  They were beautifully golden, like strands of saffron.  And well paired with the dish I think.  But pulling those strands was a pain in the ass, so you may not see these on my menu again anytime soon.  Finally the bread.  I like to complain about bread.  There just really isn't anywhere to get good bread locally.  Also, I can't make it.  Once, I tried to recreate these maple bacon rye bread rolls we had at Charlie Trotter's, but they didn't turn out so well.  I've always said that to making bread is like having a pet.  You feed it daily.  It stinks and smells and sweats and burps.  You keep it in a bucket in your basement.  But when you are ready to make bread, a little bit of the bucket beast will get you what you need.  So I took a little flour and water, mixed it in a bucket and let it sit out in the kitchen.  The next day I threw most of it out, and added more flour and water.  After 5 days I had a pretty good culture going.  So I made bread.  Flour, Water, Salt.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Baked in a dutch oven in a smoking hot oven.  And more or less it worked.  Great crust.  Definitely sourdough like interior.  Needs to be toasted.  But I digress.  I really enjoyed this.  Unctuous is the word I'd use.  Homemade crusty bread topped with hot, melty marrow topped with fresh herby greens, alliums and lemon topped with crispy salty beef strands.  Yum.  The marrow ran down my chin, like all good marrow should.  You should do this.       

My Bread

Roasted Bones

Roasting Bones

  
4th Course:  Sesame Cake with Miso 
This is the second elBulli dish that I attempted to recreate. Although I considered trying to grind my own black sesame paste, I did not have high hopes for success, so I used Tahini and Sesame Oil.  This resulted in a cream colored spongecake batter rather than the more striking black, but the sesame flavor definitely came through.  For the topping, I blended white miso with honey, and then some more honey.  I have no idea what else Chef Ferran might have used, or else my miso paste was just powerfully intense, but the honey didn't really do much to cut it.  I think the flavor was fine, but strong.  I loaded the batter into my whip and charged with a couple nitro cartridges.  Dispensed into a styrofoam cup and after 50 second in the microwave I had a sponge cake.  A distinctly cup shaped spongecake, but spongecake nonetheless.  I broke it open so it wasn't quite so cup like and topped with a wee bit of the miso paste.  I think it was a bit heavier than the spongecake I had at Next and the salty miso made me thirsty (next time, not quite so much), but still tasted good and not bad for a home attempt.

Deu Salvi elBulli - Sesame Spongecake and Miso

Next: elBulli - Black Sesame Spongecake and Miso

elBulli - Black Sesame Spongecake and Miso (2007) (credit Spread My Butter)

A couple shots of the prep:

Makin' the cake...breakin' out the whip

Now that's a cupcake.

5th Course: Salad
I had nothing to do with this dish, but it was great.  Greens. Orange (real not canned). Walnuts.  And it provided me the opportunity to cook the duck while everyone had salad.  Speaking of.... 

6th Course:  Confit of Duck, Potatoes
I've made duck confit before, and it is good.  But this time I thought I'd do it the 'real' way.  Not content with cooking the legs in olive oil, I ponied up for a 3.5# bucket of duck fat.  That was quite a bit more duck fat than I needed, but that was the only duck fat in town, and the only size container available.  And what could be wrong with having some extra duck fat in the freezer when you need it.  So I cooked the duck in it's own fat.  Is it better than cooking it in olive oil?  Philosophically, yes. But tastefully, no.  This was not the best confit I've ever made.  The skin was super crispy, the meat tender and flavorful.  The fingerling potatoes were confited in duck fat as well in the pressure cooker.  This worked in that it cooked the potatoes, but really didn't impart any flavor and they ended up sort of bland.  As did the orange pepper, mushrooms and pearl onions.  This was probably my least favorite dish of the meal.  It was fine, but overall it was the loser of the evening.  Disappointing.       

This is the best picture available. 

Big Bucket of Duck Fat!

7th Course:  Autumnal Pork
After the marrow, this was my second favorite dish of the evening. I had cured a Berkshire pork belly for 2 days in some salt, sugar, and basically a homemade Chinese 5 spice rub.  Star Anise, Cloves, Cinnamon, Peppercorn, and Fennel Seeds, plus some Coriander seeds for good measure, were toasted, ground and then rubbed on the pork to cure.  I was a little afraid it would be too strong, so rather than just braising the belly, I simmered it in some stock until it was meltingly tender.  I took some of that stock and reduced it, then combined with maple syrup for a glaze.  When it was time to serve, I heated up the belly in the oven, then finished under the broiler, glazing the top repeatedly.  It was plated on an apple cider aspic that used agar so it wouldn't melt under the hot pork.  Finished with some spiced pecans (butter, cumin, cayenne) and a little maple syrup.  I thought this turned out amazing.  In fact, we had it for dinner two more times this week.  The spices came through in the pork, but weren't overpowering like I feared they could be.  I thought the apple and pecan and maple all paired nicely with the flavor profile of the pork, but didn't make it overly sweet (another thing I feared could happen).  It was definitely a dish made for fall.  Also, take a look at that belly in the picture.  You are sorry you missed this.  There was supposed to be caramelized onion with it, but I forgot to heat it up so it remained in the fridge that evening.  I had it with the leftovers though and it added even another layer of depth to an already good dish.  I only wish I had a better name for it.  

Pork Belly, Apple Cider Aspic, Spiced Pecans, Maple Syrup....Delicious.

8th Course:  Winter Spiced Orange Sorbet
My final dish of the evening.  I wanted a way to ease into dessert. To remain reminiscent of the flavors that came before, and changing of the seasons from fall to winter.  Also, I like making sorbets that have combinations of fruit and spice or herbs that I find interesting.  Here I made a simple syrup with Orange Blossom Honey, Orange Peel, Cardamom, Clove, Star Anise, and Bay Leaf then mixed with equal parts fresh squeezed orange juice.  This went into the ice cream maker and out came sorbet.  It was good, and reminded me of the smells of the kitchen in winter. 

Winter Spiced Orange Sorbet

9th Course:  Dessert by Bill
I left the actual dessert up to the guests.  We had a Cherry Pretzel Cream Cheese concoction that was good and reminded me of the strawberry pretzel jello salad we traditionally have for Thanksgiving (and other times of the year....it's one of our favorites), but it had cherries rather than strawberries and no jello (that I know of anyway).  Also there was a rich multilayer chocolate cake. 

Overall, I thought the meal worked really well.  I was pretty happy with everything I put out, and I hope everyone enjoyed it.  It was a lot of food, but not so much that I was uncomfortably stuffed.  I tried to keep the portions small, even though it might not look like it in the pics.  Cooking seven plated courses basically by yourself is a lot to take on, but I had a lot of fun doing it.  And it scratched the itch for at least a little while.  Thanks to Jamie and Evelyn for taking some pics.  Hope everyone else had a fantastic Thanksgiving feast as well! 

Neo-Retro Caprese Salad

Tomato season is drawing to a close here in Wisconsin.  But it's not over quite yet.  There is still time, so take advantage!

We picked up some fresh mozzarella and basil at the farmer's market yesterday.  And I picked a couple of tomatoes this afternoon while the rest of the family was out on a walk around the block.  We always like Caprese salads in the summer, but with a couple of new toys, I thought I'd try to dress it up a little this time.  Sliced tomatoes, salt, pepper, basil, olive oil powder, and a mozzarella balloon filled with garlic air.  I almost lost the mozzarella, but once I figured it out, it worked pretty well.  They stayed inflated too.  Just one more awesome way to use my whip.

I hear this is the way Thomas Keller serves a Caprese at the French Laundry.  Though I've not been there to say for sure. 

Caprese Salad: Heirloom Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil Powder, Mozzarella Balloon, Balsamic

Olive Oil Powder

Plating: Pre-Balloon

Plating: Post-Balloon

Alternate Plating

Kitchen Chemistry 101: Meat Glue and Other Powders of Powers.

When I am able to break away from the office for 'lunch', I usually head to the Y for a quick workout.  Out of the 23 (or thereabouts) treadmills they have, there are two that allow you to plug in your ipod and watch videos on the screen.  I am always disappointed when I can't get one of these, but when I do, I spend my running time watching the Harvard lecture series on Science & Cooking.  If you have not watched it you should.  Watching a lecture about food while on the treadmill may seem counterproductive, but certainly no more so than watching a video about treadmills while eating.  Also, it gives me ideas.

Last Monday, I started Wylie Dufresne's lecture on Meat Glue Mania.  I think you know where this is going.

On Friday, my order of Meat Glue showed up.

And Saturday, I had appetizer duty at our monthly gathering for food and games.  The timing couldn't have been better.

Meat Glue is, in case you were wondering, used to glue meat together.  It is an enzyme that creates covalent bonds with the proteins in meat and can be used to bond two pieces of meat together into a single cohesive piece (Thank my free Harvard education for that knowledge).  The proper name is tranglutaminase, but meat glue is more fun, and perhaps less scary sounding.  It is commonly used in restaurants to create perfect portions of meat that appear to all but the most astute observer to be a single continuous piece of muscle.  That nice thick rectangular piece of fish on your plate...well, let's just say fish aren't naturally rectangular shaped.  Also scallops and fillet mignons aren't born wrapped in bacon, even if they should be.     

Anyway, one of the most famous and perhaps less obvious uses of meat glue is Chef Dufresne's Shrimp Noodles.  Watching the lecture, it didn't seem so hard.  Buy shrimp.  Peel (use the shells to make a nice stock) and devein.  Put in freezer until very cold but not frozen.  Put into food processor and (this is the part where the squeamish should look away) blend into a paste.  Add a small amount of salt.  Add even less meat glue.  Process until well mixed.  Pass through a very fine sieve (I had to give up on this step as my sieve was too fine to get the shrimp goo to pass through).  Fill syringe with shrimp paste place tip into a 138 F water bath and extrude the contents into a continuous strand.  As the paste leaves the syringe and hits the warm water it will instantly bond to itself, forming a shrimp noodle.  Let sit in the bath for a few minutes (long enough to refill the syringe), then remove.  Voila....Shrimp Noodle.  No pasta in this pasta.  This noodle is nearly 100% (well 99%) pure shrimp.  

Fresh Shrimp...Ready...Set...Go!

1.25# of Fresh Shrimp Paste

Loaded Syringe

Extruding the Noodle.

More Extruding...more blur.

One Noodle

The First Noodle...6 more to go.

Making Stock - Shrimp shells, carrot, celery.

Shrimp Stock....smelled good.

Surprisingly, this all worked really well.  I now had shrimp noodles ready for the final dish.  I didn't measure the length, but each noodle was probably somewhere between 6 to 8 feet long.  They were a little thicker than I would have preferred due to the nozzle on the syringe, but that was ok.  It was slightly thicker than udon noodles, but a reasonable approximation.  The theme of the night was Thai, so my concept was Shrimp Noodles with a variety of Thai flavors around the plate to mix and match.  I pickled some radish and carrots.  I chopped some scallions.  Roasted garlic.  That was the easy part.

In addition to my meat glue, I had also received several other magical powers I wanted to try out.  (Powders of power! Powders of Power!  You guys, I've been saved by my Powders of Power!)

First up was N-Zorbit M.  I don't know a lot about this other than it is basically a starch (like corn starch) made from tapioca.  It is interesting because it absorbs fats and oils and turns them into a dry powder.  This powder then immediately turns back into a liquid in the presence of water.  So, take a product that has high fat or oil content and little to no water, preferably one that works in Thai cuisine, like peanut butter.  Place in food processor with the N-zorbit M.  Pulse until it creates a very fine light powder.  Peanut butter powder.  If you take a spoonful and put it in your mouth, the dry powder will immediately turn back into peanut butter.  It looks dry, but it doesn't taste dry at all.  Once again, this worked better than I could have hoped and I had this freakishly cool peanut butter powder.

Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter Powder

Finally, I had some Kelcogel F.  This is a gellan gum thickening agent that as I understand it, works like gelatin, only it doesn't melt when it gets hot.  I wanted to make a hot foam, and thought that this could help stabilize it.  I heated up some coconut milk, added lemongrass and allowed it to steep.  Then I pureed red pepper and basil and added it to the coconut milk.  I strained it and it was ready to add the gellan F.  I had no idea how much to use, so I just sprinkled a very small amount into the hot coconut-basil mixture and hoped for the best.  When I saw it begin to thicken I poured it into the whip and charged with nitrogen.  Shook it up and hoped for the best.

All the ingredients were packed to take over to dinner.  When we arrived I heated up the stock and dropped in the shrimp noodles.  I pressed a clove of fresh roasted garlic onto the center of each plate.  Then the radish, carrot, and scallion were arranged around the edge along with a lime wedge.  When the noodles were heated, I added 1 noodle to the center of each plate, on top of the garlic.  Then I added a dollop of hot coconut-basil foam.  (It worked-kind of....it came out as a foam and was definitely still hot, but it cooled quickly and solidified into a spongy coconut-basil pillow - kind of like the consistency of the inside of a marshmallow if it wasn't sticky).  That wasn't necessarily the intent, but at least it didn't melt into a puddle.  Finally, I sprinkled a bit of the peanut butter powder on top of the noodle.  Dish served.

The Final Dish: Thai Shrimp Noodle

I think it turned out pretty well.  Definitely some things I'd tweak the next time, but overall, the flavors complemented each other and nothing completely fell apart from the plan.  The noodle had the appearance and texture of a noodle, and tasted exactly like shrimp which was the intended effect.  The basil foam was a little heavier than I intended, but the flavor was good.  And honestly, the presentation wasn't quite the way I had pictured it (ok, the noodle looked somewhat intestinal), but oh well.  For a first attempt at modern cuisine and my new stash of magical powders, I'd go as far as to say it was pretty alright.  Plates were cleaned, so success!

Umamique (Pronounced U - Ma - Me - Cue)

I've been planning to do another dinner for a while now.  Been working out the menu, revising it, adding new dishes, replacing others.  It's looking pretty good.  And was supposed to be my next big cooking extravaganza.  But this is not that dinner.  This is a replacement.  A substitution.  An emergency back up of sorts.  Jamie told me on a Thursday that she had invited friends over for the following Saturday ( a scant 9 days away) with promises of dinner.  That was nowhere near enough time to get all of the things I needed for my original menu.  Besides that, we were going to be gone for 4 days in the interim and had activities the Thursday and Friday nights before everyone was coming over, so I knew prep time would be limited.  Jamie suggested we just cook burgers.  Although that didn't seem too exciting, it sounded like it might have to do.  Besides, I had just read an article about how Wylie Dufresne had lost a burger contest (Burger Bloodbath 2012) with his seaweed burger.  He didn't even place.  That settled it.  Dinner would be burgers, and the burgers would be seaweed burgers.

To hear Chef Dufresne talk of the seaweed burgers, was to hear him speak lovingly of the big vicious gut punch{1} of umami they delivered.  Not only would I celebrate this magical 5th taste in the burgers, but the entire menu for the cookout would deliver a level of umaminess that I feared Northwest Wisconsin really wasn't quite prepared to handle.

So, my thoughts turned to other dishes.  Thematically, I wanted to represent the typical backyard barbecue ingredients, but ramp up the umami factor.  The problem was, I really didn't know what I meant by that.  So I took some summer cookout staples and some staples of Japanese cuisine (Because, you know, the Japanese invented umami{2}) and threw them together to see what would happen.  I'd call it Umamique.  The Umami - Barbeque.  Even though 'barbecue' is typically spelled with a 'c', 'barbeque' is also technically correct and I think the 'q' works better.  I'm making up words here, so I took a few liberties.  Where I really took liberties was in referring to this as a barbecue at all, when it is really just a cookout, and nothing was truly barbecued at any time during the event.  Grilled, yes.  Barbecued, no. 

So, summer cookout.  Burgers.  Chips.  Sweet Corn.  Watermelon.  Carrots.  Cucumber.  Green Beans{3}.  We'd already established seaweed burgers.  So what to do about the rest of the list?

Burgers:  Thanks to Chef Dufresne for this.  5 Ingredients:  Beef Short Rib, Beef Chuck Steak.  Shio Kombu.  Milk Powder.  Salt.  4 of those I can handle.  Take a guess which one I needed help with.  If you said milk powder, you'd be wrong, though it is a curious addition.  Apparently the milk proteins help the patties stick together.  Add that to your bag of tricks.  It works.  Anyway, the bogey in my culinary repertoire was Shio Kombu.  Shio kombu, as I learned, is basically preserved kombu.  Kombu as I learned is seaweed (somewhat obviously since they are seaweed burgers).  I believe that it is kelp, but I'm not really sure.  Once you have kombu, you cook it for a long time in sake, mirin, rice vinegar, sugar, and soy sauce until it is extremely tender.  This takes a while as kombu is described as leatherly to start with.  Anyway, I have soy sauce, sugar, and rice vinegar.  No sake on hand, but that's easy enough to get.  I also need mirin and kombu, but these should be easy enough to get at my local Asian grocery store.  They've helped me out many times in the past.    

Chips.  Chips are really just a snack.  Chef Adria always liked to start off his meals with some snacks.  So chip=snack=appetizer.  Japanese appetizer=edamame.  I thought I'd treat edamame as a chip.  Take the shelled edamame, add some olive oil, cracked peppercorn and salt and roast it in the oven.  I'd seen this basic concept on pinterest so I had a good idea that it would work and it was easy.  Check chips/snack. 

Sweet Corn.  Corn on the cob is good, but not very Japanese.  Corn also goes well in soup.  Japanese miso soup is delicious.  So the next course would be sweet corn miso soup.  I've never made miso soup before, but what better time than now to try.  I knew the basics.  Dashi.  Miso.  Other Stuff.  Sounds pretty easy.  Three basic ingredients.  Let's work backwards.  My other stuff would be fresh sweet corn, mushrooms and scallions.  I also planned to poach an egg in there, but ended up pulling that out at the last minute in deference to the growing size of the meal.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.  Miso.  I've been wanting to make my own miso, but no way to do that here.  No problem though, I could pick this up at the Asian market.  Dashi.  Dashi is basically a broth made from steeped seaweed (That seaweed being kombu.  Ding ding ding...I already knew I needed this for the burgers) and bonito flakes.  A little research told me the more proper term was katsuobushi which is actually the dried fermented shavings of the bonito fish.  I gave myself points for knowing bonito anyway.  Another item for the Asian grocer.      

Watermelon.  Not really umami, but a refreshing summer fruit and the CSA has been keeping us well stocked in watermelon this year.  I thought this would be a nice palate cleanser between the snack/soup starters and the main dish.  Also, I have been preparing for my Next meal and reading about kaseiki.  This would be a chance to do a plated dish with nice presentation.  A contrast to the typical western cookout, these would (in theory anyway) be small bites, somewhat intricate, and beautifully composed on the plate.  I'd do a trio of watermelon.     

Carrots, Cucumber, Green Beans:  These would be the sides.  Carrots with miso butter (aka Asian cheez whiz).  Pickled cucumber salad, sesame garlic green beans.  Nothing too complex here, but strong flavors that should hold up next to the burger.

I graciously (somewhat regretfully even though I was grateful not to add to the already substantial list of dishes) gave up dessert responsibilities and asked Jamie to cover beverages.

I also decided that rather than burgers, we'd do sliders.  Basically the same thing, but smaller so that the guests could have more than one.  Or, if they were not very good (a distinct possibility) guests wouldn't have a giant burger to try to discretely dispose of.  Mostly though, I liked the sound of Seaweed Sliders better than Seaweed Burgers.  

Menu concept complete.  On to execution.

Friday night I stopped off at the Asian grocer on my way home from work.  We were going out with friends that evening, but I wanted to get my ingredients so they'd be ready to prep on Saturday morning.  I had my list.  Miso, Kombu, Katsuobushi, Mirin.  I assumed that if these were things that I needed with my cursory understanding of the cuisine, they must be common.  Oh, if that were only true.  Miso I found, but no dice on the rest of the list.  Not only that, but they didn't even know what the other ingredients were.  That's ok, because really, neither did I (except for mirin which I knew vaguely was a sweet cooking sauce, and was especially surprised they wouldn't have on hand).  Anyway, this was not looking good. I was out of time and friends were waiting, so I left with only the miso and a growing concern that this wasn't going according to plan.

I got up early on Saturday (well same time as usual, but early for Saturday) and headed off to the farmer's market to get the necessary produce.  Then I planned to hit the other Asian grocers in town to get the 3 other ingredients.  The first one I stopped at was the largest one I knew of.  No, no and no on the ingredients (though the lady I spoke to did give me a branch full of longan fruit, which I'd never even heard of but now know is also referred to as dragon's eye because it resembles an eyeball when peeled - she also said they no longer carried mirin because no one bought it).  I stopped at 4 more Asian grocers.  Two of them didn't know what I was talking about and the other 2 were closed, one of them apparently permanently.  The other closed store specializes (from what I can tell based on a couple visits, which is not likely to be entirely accurate) in Korean ingredients.  I moved on.

Out of Asian grocers I decided to go to the supermarket on the off chance they might have something, or the more likely reality that I would need to rework the entire menu concept in the next 8 hours and maybe it would bring on some inspiration.  As I was driving though, I saw the natural food store (The Free Market).  I'd been wanting to check it out, but didn't really know where it was, until now here it was, so I stopped.  Lo and behold, 2 packages of kombu (not seaweed, but sea vegetable!) and mirin.  I bought them both.  They were more expensive than they should have been, but I bought them anyway.  It was almost time for the Korean grocer to open and I wasn't yet too far away, so I figured I'd try there for the katsuobushi.  And score again!  I was on a roll.  I headed home to start cooking.

First up Shio Kombu and Dashi.  My dashi guide said 1 piece of kombu approximately 3" x 6".  The bag I bought had 1" strips, and they looked about 6" long, so I rinsed off three pieces, threw them in a pot and commenced to heating.   Meanwhile, I rinsed the remaining 1.875 packages of kombu off and set to soaking for 30 minutes in a large pot of water.  About 10 minutes in, just as the dashi pot was about to reach a boil, I realized that my 1" strips were really 3" strips.  I'm not sure by what magic this happened, but I'll say this, Hydration is good.  So, I pulled one of the 3 strips out of the dashi pot and into the kombu pot.  No problem.  Then, as it had reached a boil, I turned off the heat and threw in two fistfulls of katsuobushi.  After brewing for 10 minutes I strained it and was left with an awesome{4} dashi stock. 

Meanwhile, the Shio Kombu was fully rehydrated.  Next up I needed to add mirin, soy, sake, vinegar, and sugar.  After some debate about whether or not to keep the water already in the pot, I poured it out and added everything straight to the kombu.  Cooked and cooked and cooked adding water, in addition to more of the other liquids.  I planned to cook until tender, but the liquid level was so low, I had to keep adding water and more of the liquids.  I think I should have left the soaking water in there, but it all worked out ok.  After, about 2 hours of simmering (more than double the expected time), I figured it was tender enough. I also tasted some of the product at this point and it was really delicious, so into the food processor it went.  After pulsing into a chunky paste, I added to the ground short rib, chuck, salt and milk powder.  I mixed together by hand and made mini slider size patties, then put them into the fridge to rest, infuse, and firm up until time to go on the grill.

With the entree basically complete, I turned my attention to the watermelon.  I had 3 watermelon 'bites' that I wanted to prepare, plus I had just received the whip that I ordered in the mail and wanted to try it out, so the Watermelon Trio became a Quartet.  I cut up the watermelon trying to get 1" seedless cubes.  I saved the best cubes and juiced the rest, pushing through a fine mesh.  When I had 2 cups of juice, I heated half on the stove to dissolve a packet of gelatin.  To this I added the scraped out innards of a vanilla bean, cooled, added the other half of the watermelon juice and set aside to chill.  Then, I tackled the remaining rind.  I cut into 1" chucks with about 2/3 white rind and 1/3 pink flesh.  Made a sweet pickling solution, added star anise, ginger and the watermelon rind and simmered for a couple minutes until the rind began to soften.  Then put that in the fridge to chill.

At this point, the prep was complete.  I only had to wait until it was almost time for the guests to begin arriving to finish off the dishes, which given the length of my prep time was about 15 minutes ago, so I was ahead of schedule! 

I began toasting the edamame.  Then I threw the dashi in a pot and began heating.  As the guests began arriving, I put out the edamame snack.  I added the red miso to the dashi (actually added some dashi to the miso to incorporate than added that back to the rest of the broth).  Then added sweet corn, mushrooms and green onions.  Once all the guests had arrived, I served the soup.  It was really quite delicious. I liked the sweetness of the corn to contrast with the earthiness of the miso-dashi broth and mushrooms.  It may have been a wee bit heavy for summer.  I think a white miso would have been a little lighter for summer, but I was using white miso later, so went with red in the soup.  I think it was the right choice.

Next up: The watermelon quartet.  I debated if this was a salad course or a palate cleanser.  Really, it's not either, but that's ok.  I don't know why no one ever does plated dishes at home dinner parties.  Wait...yes I do.  It is basically a pain in the ass.  I like the idea of a single ingredient featured in several single bite preparations on a single plate.  Unfortunately, this basically means you are producing multiple complex{5} dishes to put out a single plate of food, and on the off chance someone likes something you served, they aren't getting any more of it.  But maybe that's why I like it.  Nothing ever tastes better after the first bite anyway.{6}  Anyway I thought I'd feature watermelon, because what's more summertime than that?{7}  Four individual bites (Pictured counterclockwise starting in the lower right).  Bite 1: Watermelon with Chevre and Pickled Blueberries.  Bite 2: Pickled Watermelon Rind with Ginger and Star Anise.  Bite 3: Watermelon with Honey Balsamic Caramel and Mint.  Bite 4: Watermelon and Vanilla Bean Espuma.  Espuma is a fancy word for foam.  Thank you elBulli.  This plate made me happy, even if no one liked it.{8}

Next up Seaweed Sliders.  I think the name might have frightened some of the guests, but they trusted me enough to try it anyway.  I actually like the name.  Better than Seaweed Burger.  More alliterative.  I had no idea if these were even going to be edible when I started, and was a little shocked at the ratio of Shio Kombu (seaweed) to beef in the final product.  Nevermind that though, they grilled up just fine, and held together pretty well (Thank you milk powder).  I served the sliders with a double condiment bar.  The first being American Burger Bar featuring homemade ketchup, homemade pickles, apricot tailgate mustard (good stuff), and sliced garden tomato.  The second was Asian Condiment Bar featuring Rhubarb-Fennel Kimchi, Sliced Pork Belly, Ginger-Scallion Sauce, and Sriracha.  Notice there was no cheese.  Chef Dufresne hates hamburgers{9}, but loves cheeseburgers, especially those with homemade American cheese.  As I wasn't able to make my own cheese in the allotted time for this dinner, my sliders were served cheeseless.  I prefer to think of it as an aesthetic choice rather than necessity, but we'll let history be the judge{10}.  Anyway, the dual condiment bars seemed to confuse the guests.  Here they had a seaweed slider that may or may not even be edible and they were presented with a nearly infinite number of choices{11} on how to dress their burger.  How were they supposed to decide?  Anyway, once the burgers had been dressed we sat down to get to eating.  The burgers were pretty darned good.  I think someone might have even said it was the best burger they'd ever had{12}.  In all likelihood, I had just set the bar improbably low with the name seaweed slider that anything halfway edible was going to get raves, but let's not dwell on that.  Burger success!

I should mention the sides. Actually, I probably shouldn't mention my sides.  Garlic green beans with black sesame.  The green beans were picked past their prime and not as tender as green beans should be.  Carrots with Miso Butter.  I intended to grill these, but didn't have room with the sliders, so I tried to bake them.  They were soft outside and crunchy inside and the miso butter didn't really melt, but didn't not melt.  Not the texture I intended on either front.  But the flavor was ok.  Both made for excellent add-ins as leftovers.

The sides I should mention were from the guests, who went above and beyond the call of duty.  Evelyn brought Tri-Color Eggs, a beautiful dish featuring eggs three ways: Salt Cured Eggs (Xian Dan), 1000 Year Eggs (Pi Dan) and just regular old eggs (Dan?).    It was delicious.  As were the Korokke (Japanese Croquettes).  Jamie made a Watermelon Sangria that was also very tasty, refreshing and more potent than it seemed.  Kim provided the finale with a Lemon Curd Freezer Pie that was a fantastic finish to the meal. 

So that's it.{13}  I'm posting the menu here for your enjoyment.  And I hope to get back to my original menu plan sometime in the near future.  But I have to say that although I didn't have high hopes for a burger cookout, it worked out ok.  I got to try some new things, some of which I'll probably do again now.



{1}  I'm pretty sure he never actually used the words "big vicious gut punch," and a little more sure that if he did it wasn't in a lovingly manner.  But I don't really know for sure. 

{2}  I don't really know if the Japanese invented umami, but I also don't know that they didn't.  When I made that statement I was really just banking on the fact that you don't know either.

{3}  I'm not sure if green beans really scream cookout, but they are in season so work with me here.

{4}  I say awesome because I really had no idea what dashi stock was supposed to look, smell or taste like, but it seemed appealing in a brothy kind of way so I figured it was probably a pretty good dashi.  

{5}  I'm not saying that anything I made qualifies as complex.   

{6}  I'm not as sure about this as I sound. 

{7}  Tomatoes.  Corn on the Cob.  Peaches.  Lemonade.  Just for starters.

{8}  Everyone liked it...I think.

{9}  I'm not sure why I know this, or even if I know this, but I believe it to be true.

{10}  This doesn't even make sense.  Why would history be the judge? If anything, shouldn't it be the future.  Regardless, Yes.  I am pretentious.  I think maybe I expected this dinner would someday be written about in the history books.  It would be pretty damn hard to provide a more thorough account than this though.  Is anyone actually still reading? 

{11}  Actually 256 distinct options if I know my math, which I might not. 

{12}  I'm not lying, I really think this.

{13} Finally.